If you’ve ever visited Unigamesity before, you certainly know that I truly love zombie games – no matter if it’s a game with a budget bigger than that of Resident Evil 4 or one that costs less than a hamburger to produce. As long as the quality exists and the developers shows me from the beginning what type of game I’ll be playing, it’s OK with me. Of course, it’s not always that nice.

Take Sista Gunner for example. Fully titled Sista Gunner Episode: Zombie Killer, you might be tempted to give this game a try if, let’s say… you maybe love zombie games. So you click play, and see the following screen:

You say “WOW, this is my lucky day!” Sista Gunner is a sweetie, she’s incredibly sexy and we’ll have tons of fun together. THEN, you see this:

And that’s all you get. Nothing else, just zombie-genies (or genie-zombies, whatever) who seem to be really high on meth and/or ecstasy. And they’re all blond!

I was patient enough and played for quite a while, hoping that something else will happen -anything. But it didn’t. And I was left frustrated. Sorry, Sista Gunner. I was tricked into believing that you are better, but I was wrong. It’s not your fault.