As long as we have Wiimotes, Lightsabers and all sort of accessories to make our gaming experience more enjoyable, why not have some more adult oriented ones? It seems that the same question was asked by a Japanese company who decided to literary take the matter into their own hands and create a special device for making Visual Novel game playing more enjoyable than ever.

The company created the SOM peripheral (we have no idea what the initials stand from and I really doubt we would like to know in the first place). According to Kotaku, the microscope-shaped gadget of shame you can see in the upper left corner will be used with an upcoming eroge game, Cross Days. Game that, funnily enough, is being developed by a company called Overflow. Anyway, according to the developers, the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during “climax scenes.” And I doubt more explanations are needed.

But, if you want more (and if you wish to at least giggle for a while) you definitely have to read SOM’s presentation on its official website: “SOM is our company’s original, high spec machine. You should experience its real satisfaction has never existed. […] For long term use, make materials under the complete manners. If you have any trouble, we will guarantee the maintenance for free. We are sure of the super-satisfaction much more than it’s price.”

And I thought that Uwe Boll had a funny English…